I haven’t seen this movie yet, but reviews said it has tits if you’re in to that sort of thing. If you are looking for high-caliber story telling and compelling dialogue I don’t think you’re in the right place. Edit – I’ve watched it now, it was a short time in my life I wish […]
A woman looking for her father is led to a seaside town run by a cult.
Ah, quite possibly the worst. This screwed up movie is about a couple going to the wrong graveyard to fool around. At said graveyard, they meet a vampire that’s in the mood to do the same thing. The vampire kills the man and drags the woman to his grave for a little forced privacy. So […]
When you see a movie with a title such as “Invasion of the Bee Girls”, what kind of movie are you expecting? You think it’s gonna be good, or bad? You think it’s going to be bad, and boy does this movie deliver. It’s about some bee women whose touch stings. (I know, I know, […]
Here is a surprisingly gory and raunchy old movie where an artist slowly goes insane while trying to live with his two girlfriends, pay his late rent, and not get his commissioned painting done because an obnoxious band WILL NOT stop practicing downstairs. He shows he has a problem with homeless people from the beginning, […]
Wilford Butler is gone from his house and while he’s away his mansion is turned into a mental institution for the criminally insane. On the day he returns back, he is set on fire and dies, leaving the mansion to his grandson. Years pass and the mental institution was shut down. His grandson finally returns […]
A scientist (played by Christopher Lee) finds a frozen monster and decides to haul it back over to Europe on a train so he can determine if it’s the missing link or not. The monster, of course, thaws while on the train and wakes up to wreak havoc aboard the train. This one is unique […]
An evil man and his sorcerer kill the three protectors of a peaceful island and take over the island to rule. Hidden away, however, the children of the three protectors are growing up in the hopes of soon challenging the ruling intruders. This movie also has Polly Shang Kuan in it, a very popular female […]
An alien race who is facing certain extinction kidnaps some human scientists who they think can help them. Humans get pissed and send some troops to combat the aliens. This is not a good movie. If had a rating system on here, I’d rate it a ∉.