As writer Harry Street lays gravely wounded from an African hunting accident he feverishly reflects on what he perceives as his failures at love and writing. Through his delirium he recalls his one true love Cynthia Green who he lost by his obsession for roaming the world in search of stories for his novels. Though […]
Santa Claus (Versus Satan) - 1959
Oh, here’s probably the worst movie ever made. I’ve said that for a lot of the movies on here, but I don’t think I’ve ever meant it quite so much as when I wrote it there (which I also may have said elsewhere on this site). In this (Spanish – don’t worry, it’s dubbed) movie, […]
Hercules Unchained - 1959
While on his way to negotiate with a couple of brothers contesting for the throne of Thebes, Hercules drinks from a magical spring which gives him amnesia. During his condition he spends a lot of time with Queen Omphale of Lydia, and the tensions in Thebes gets worse and worse.
Scared to Death - 1947
A woman lying dead in a morgue tells the bizarre story of how she ended up there. This movie has both Bela Lugosi and George Zucco in it, but it’s a pretty stinky movie.
Wild Women Of Wongo - 1958
Here’s quite possibly the worst movie ever made. It’s about two tropical islands sitting near to each other. Somehow each island is populated by a single gender of people, one having only beautiful women on it, and the other one having mostly handsome men on it. Unfortunately there’s also a race of angry ape men […]
Missouri Traveler - 1958
A 15 year old orphan played by Brandon De Wilde comes upon a small town where he struggles to live and feel at home. A couple people in the town take him in and help him though, and he eventually becomes a part of the community. He even trains horses for the upcoming annual race.
Here Comes Trouble - 1948
A publisher for a newspaper is being blackmailed by a burlesque queen, so he sends one of his reporters to try and work things out with her. She ends up getting murdered, making the publisher, his reporter, and anyone connected with him now a suspect.