A loony farmer finds a prehistoric monster hiding in a cavern on his land. To feed his newest critter, the farmer kidnaps three people. The three desperately try to escape and finally, one of them succeeds.
It’s Alive - 1969
Santa Claus Conquers The Martians - 1964
A truly infamously terrible movie I love that will leave you asking “What were they thinking??” for years to come. It’s about Martian children (Children on Mars) developing an obsession towards Earth TV, most particularly shows and movies about a “Santa Claus”. Scared, upset, and not knowing what to do, The Martian adults bring forth […]
Santa Claus (Versus Satan) - 1959
Oh, here’s probably the worst movie ever made. I’ve said that for a lot of the movies on here, but I don’t think I’ve ever meant it quite so much as when I wrote it there (which I also may have said elsewhere on this site). In this (Spanish – don’t worry, it’s dubbed) movie, […]
Curse of the Swamp Creature - 1966
Deep in the rural swamps of Texas the mad Dr. Simond Trent is conducting experiments on the local swamp people in an attempt to discover the secret of evolution. When a party of oil surveyors comes upon his isolated laboratory he decides to take the final step and turn one of them into a grotesque […]
Mesa Of Lost Women - 1953
A mad scientist named Arana is creating giant spiders and dwarfs in his lab on Zarpa Mesa in Mexico. He wants to create a master race of superwomen by injecting his female subjects with spider venom. Really baaaad movie, must watch.
She Gods of Shark Reef - 1958
Two men escaping the police by ship are blown off course by a typhoon and shipwrecked on an uncharted island populated by women who make a living diving for pearls. What the men don’t know is that the women are also part of a shark cult that sacrifices young virgins to the sharks in the […]
Doomsday Machine - 1972
Spies discover that the Red Chinese have built a “doomsday machine” capable of destroying the surface of the Earth, and that they plan to use it within a matter of days. Meanwhile, Project Astra, a manned U.S. space mission to Venus, is in its final hours before launch when it is taken over by the […]
Horrors Of Spider Island - 1960
A dance troupe crash lands on an exotic island full of foreign creatures and insects. One such foreign spider bites the troupe manager and turns him into a spider-like monster!
Beast Of Yucca Flats - 1961
Oh, here’s the worst movie of all time. In this crap-show, a defecting Soviet Scientist gets exposed to a nuclear bomb radiation and wanders around as a murderous mutant. Not even some female nudity saves this one. It’s baaaaaaaaad.
