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When the Clampett family is told they’d be given 25 to 100 of some new kind of ‘million’ dollar for the oil rich property their shack resides on, they decide to take it and move to a place more appropriate for their new financial status. Where do really, stinking, rich people live? Why, Beverly… … […]
This, the first hour-long episode of the “Dow Hour of Great Mysteries”, is a televised version of a play that had already been done a few times in front of a camera by them, a few of which are on this site. Basically, a mystery writer and her loyal servant rent a house that the […]
This appropriately titled movie (named after what you think throughout the film, the fact that the caveman’s name is the same is a coincidence) is about a prehistoric caveman named “Eegah” that is discovered by Roxy Miller, a teenager driving through the desert to a party. She manages to escape and tells the story to her boyfriend […]
Evelyn, her husband, and their friend Martin are vacationing on an island. While diving one day they come back to the surface to find they can’t breath! They keep their oxygen masks on and go to shore only to find that this temporary absence breathable air has killed all life on the island and maybe […]
A truly infamously terrible movie I love that will leave you asking “What were they thinking??” for years to come. It’s about Martian children (Children on Mars) developing an obsession towards Earth TV, most particularly shows and movies about a “Santa Claus”. Scared, upset, and not knowing what to do, The Martian adults bring forth […]
While driving, a hottie like Barbara Steele (it is Barbara Steele) has an accident, plunges herself into a body of water, and get possessed by a witch, killed a couple hundred years ago by yokel locals and still pissed about it. The witch, now inhabiting anew host, is hell-bent on getting revenge for her death […]
This is a strange little Crime movie starring Johnny Cash as a bad guy who is hired to hold a woman by force if necessary in her house as hostage for ransom. Johnny Cash acts extra disrespectful and distasteful, a good movie throughout.
An intimidating alpha male student with much of the student body under his persuasion has to contend with a small group of kids uprising and beating him at the drag races.
or: The last of a wealthy but inbred family live alone in a mansion being cared for by their butler when some distant relatives decide they want to visit and get a piece of the wealth. This is a classic film with Lon Chaney Jr. in it. He was deep into alcohol at the time, […]
