Scientist and Pilot Doug Martin goes missing during a post nuclear test mission. He amazingly arrives back at the base unharmed. When questioned, Doug says he was with Aliens who were planning on taking over the world with their giant monsters and insects. His peers at the base are obviously skeptical. I found the martian […]
The videos listed here are generally awful, bizarre, or both.
Night of The Blood Beast - 1958
Upon re-entry to Earth an astronaut is killed. He is resurrected by aliens and used as food for gestating baby aliens they put inside him.
The Naked Witch - 1961
A student researching the German settlements of Central Texas unearths the grave of a reputed witch. The witch (who happens to be both beautiful and naked) rises from her grave and embarks on a campaign of seduction and murder against the descendants of her persecutors. It’s up to the student to stop her bloody reign […]
Bela Lugosi Meets a Brooklyn Gorilla - 1952
Entertainers Mitchell and Petrillo (Martin & Lewis clones) parachute into the jungles of the Pacific island of Cola-Cola, where they meet primitive tribesmen, the chief’s sarong-clad daughter Nona, and mad scientist Dr. Zabor conducting experiments in evolution. Jealous of Mitchell’s relations with Nona, Zabor has just the thing to make a monkey of him…
Snake People - 1971
Captain Labesch arrives at a remote island, determined to crack down on the island’s lawlessness, spurred by the voodoo rites practiced by the evil priest Damballah. Labesch starts with local tycoon Carl van Molder and his study of the island. Van Molder warns Labesch not to interfere with the local populace. Annabella, van Molder’s visiting […]
Swamp Women - 1956
An undercover policewoman helps three female convicts escape from prison so that they can lead her to a stash of stolen diamonds hidden in a swamp. Really bad early Roger Corman flick.
Hercules Against the Moon Men - 1965
Hercules is summoned to oppose the evil Queen Samara, who has allied herself with aliens and is sacrificing her own people in a bid to awaken a moon goddess.
Santa Claus (Versus Satan) - 1959
Oh, here’s probably the worst movie ever made. I’ve said that for a lot of the movies on here, but I don’t think I’ve ever meant it quite so much as when I wrote it there (which I also may have said elsewhere on this site). In this (Spanish – don’t worry, it’s dubbed) movie, […]
Santa Claus Conquers The Martians - 1964
A truly infamously terrible movie I love that will leave you asking “What were they thinking??” for years to come. It’s about Martian children (Children on Mars) developing an obsession towards Earth TV, most particularly shows and movies about a “Santa Claus”. Scared, upset, and not knowing what to do, The Martian adults bring forth […]